Be a Good Citizen
Yes, that Help Center. Generic, yet specific and old school. If you had TV-itis and can belt your share of retro theme songs, then you know exactly what we're talking about.
If you yearn for a time when people knew their neighbors and block parties were an annual summer event, then you're already down with the Help Center. Be a good citizen and do your part.
This is an intentionally super basic tee shirt like the times that inspired it. The less imaginative among us may think you escaped from a windowless IT call center somewhere. Just be patient. They'll eventually catch up.
• 100% fine jersey cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz (146 g/m2)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Double stitched
• Made in the USA